Ampp3d: The people (on Google) want to know if our leaders are freemasons or millionaires

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The people (on Google) want to know if our leaders are freemasons or millionaires

April 14, 2014

by Conrad Quilty-Harper

POLITICS

Photo: Google

Google auto-suggest throws up the five most popular search terms associated with the thing you’re looking for.

Some of them made us giggle when we typed “Is [political leader] … ?”

David Cameron

The answers are: No, yes, distantly, no, and yes.

Ed Miliband

Yes, perhaps, maybe, no and no.

Nick Clegg

Yes, yes, a bit, NO YOU IDIOT HE’S DEPUTY PM, and maybe.

Nigel Farage

No, “Ukip is a non-racist party”, he’s agnostic, no, and no but he has Belgian ancestors.

Alex Salmond

Yes, teehee, no, no, and we don’t know.

If you’ve been keeping track you’ll see that the most popular questions relate to whether or not our leaders are freemasons (none are, we think) or millionaires (all are, but we’re not sure about Alex Salmond).